I went to a restaurant late at night that said it was open twenty four hours. It appeared to be closed so I knocked on the door and a guy came out and said, “Sorry, we’re closed.” I replied, “But it says you’re open twenty four hours?” “Yeah, but not in a row.”
@crbn-cpy did you know that this is one of the best jokes I’ve heard in recent times and my favorite part about it is that you came up with it in your dream
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“Choosing the Thompson twins has no impact on the story other than that one song” Incorrect. It gives every scene with Colin going forwards homoerotic subtext
